damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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deluminator:

Oh, how the tables have turned.

deluminator:

Oh, how the tables have turned.

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dulect:

greeting your relatives

image

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yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

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letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

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ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

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Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

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